Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

And so it begins...

If someone put a hit on you, that you knew about, would you be slick and quick witted enough to survive? I mean, you never know who yer gonna piss off in life and how they're going to try to get back at you...so consider this practice for possible future events...

STREETWARS GAME 1 - KILLER -

KILLER 

A round-robin, all city, 24/7 assassination tournament. 
 
At the start of the game you will receive a manila envelope containing the following: 

A picture of your intended target

The home address of your intended target

The work address of your intended target

The name of your intended target 

Upon receipt of these items, your mission is to find and kill (by way of water gun, water balloon or super soaker) your target. You can hunt your target down any way you see fit; you can pose as a delivery person and jack them when they open the door, disguise yourself and take them out on the street, wait for them near Mcarren Park on Sunday, etc. If you are successful in your assassination attempt, the person you killed will give you their envelope and the person they were supposed to kill becomes your new target. This continues until you work yourself through all the players and retrieve the envelope with your picture and name in it. Then you win. Cash…but first live in fear. 

Entry Fee: $6

To enter, email streetwars04@yahoo.com the following information: 

Name

Home Address

Work Address

A Picture of yourself with (at least) your face clearly visible

Contact Information 

A gang representative will contact you shortly thereafter. 

RULES 
 

Safe Zones: 

1 block radius from work

Inside subway cars

Inside buses

Inside bars (not restaurants with bars, ONLY bars)

Inside the boundaries of Mcarren Park, on Sundays. 

Weapons: 

Water gun handguns

Water balloons

Super Soakers 


Kills: 

1 hit kills. Regardless of where you are hit, if you are wet, you are dead 

If you are hit with a water balloon and it does NOT break, it is NOT a kill. If the balloon does NOT hit you, but you are hit with water from the balloon, you are dead 

If the Killee hits the Killer BEFORE they are hit, the Killer is barred from another assassination attempt for 24 hours 

You MUST make AT LEAST 1 assassination attempt per week. If you do not, you will be marked as Killed and disqualified 

ALL KILLS MUST BE REPORTED within 1 hour of the kill. To report kills, either dial 917.331.3753 or email streetwars04@yahoo.com with the kill information and your new target. 

Teaming Up: 

If you have the balls to trust others and want to team up on hits, it IS allowed, BUT ONLY A HIT FROM THE KILLER SHALL COUNT AS A KILL. Other hits DO NOT count, they may be a fine way to distract the Killee while the actual Killer gets their shot in however… 

NO TRUCES. If you have someone else’s card, you MUST attempt to kill them. If a truce is discovered, you will both be disqualified (marked as Killed) AND your team will be penalized. 

Disputes: 

If ANY dispute turns physical, you will both be marked as Killed AND your team will be penalized. 

If you cannot settle a “who got hit first” dispute by yourselves, you can call 917.331.3753 or email streetwars04@yahoo.com and arrange a same day SW hearing. In that hearing a panel of 3 will decide your case – their decisions are final and indisputable. Regardless of your position (Killer or Killee), the loser of the hearing will be marked as KILLED and will have to pay a $10 penalty fee (fee to be added to the winner’s pot).  

Winning: 

The game will continue until there is 1 person left standing 

If the game continues for 3 weeks with no winner, a sudden death tournament will be organized with the remaining players. 

Prizes: 

Cash prizes will be awarded in the following categories: 

Last Man Standing

Most Kills 


Future StreetWars games will be: 

CAPTURE THE FLAG

GHOST IN THE GRAVEYARD

NYC TAG

ODDBALL/ESCAPE FROM NY

WARRIORS RACE
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