Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

For what it's worth - here's a statement from Kevin, the poor, suspended lad from the Daggers:

My name is kevin, I'm the asshole who took a shot at Adam.

Thanks to my team for standing up for me. Don't stress anymore, please.

Adam was giving me stink-eye and talking pretty heavy. I really think he spit on his hand. He said some fucked up shit after I asked him. That doesn't mean anything though because who knows what to believe with your team -- you have to know you fuckers are a confusing bunch.

I had no right -- at all -- to punch your guy without being completely sure, and even then I should have walked. I'm a giant fuckface.

We just wanted to play some kickball and all that jawing and pegging us in the face with sand and rock had us stressed. I guess we could do that too, but I know I speak for a lot of us when I say I'm not really interested in playing like that. But enough about us.

Not much to say about it now except I'm sorry about that. It was fucked up and childish. No excuse. Apologies to that guy I punched while we were on the ground and especially to Adam: my bad, I mean it sincerely. If I ever see you, I hope you'll let me buy you drinks until you can't remember last Sunday.

Kevin
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