Three Big Announcements
Look who's coming to Kickball:
This fine lady, the host of her TV show, "JoJo New York" and a video crew from PowerImage, are showing up to play and shoot this Sunday for a new TV show on SinoVision (what, no link?), Channel 73. They want "to (show) its audience of 300,000 Chinese speakers in the New York Area...the glory of the sport and the fame of the OrangeSleeves." Obviously, they have requested that Jojo play on the O'Sleeves. I am happy to oblige. So, now, pigfuckaz, will u have your A game knowing much of Chinatown will be tuning in? I hope so. Unfortunately, we will be without the core of our infield, as Shy, Jesse, and Ben are all going to New Mexico. I will have to call around to make sure we have a decent squad. "Jojo New York" airs on Saturday Nights from 9 - 9:30, starting August 7th. Our episode comes sometime in September. Just remember the golden rule about never being trite or violent with the trash-talking, as we are, now, Ambassadorz. We are going to have so much fucking fun: bring the smoke-bombs, water guns, cows' heads, (that's right, plural), monkey-suits and some flowers. The BBQ will be in full-effect, guaranteed.
I'd like to thank Elizabeth from the 'Sleeves for hooking this shit up. I'm gonna marry and divorce that girl someday.
So please, tell everyone, spread the word, and be there at 6 PROMPTLY.
Second, not to be confusing and annoying, but we are starting at 6 again, and ending when the lights go off. 4 o'clock sucks, nobody claims the field at 8, and so I must chalk up this whole new schedule bullshit as a mixup at the Parks Department. Therefore, show up at 6 like back in the good ol' days of June. I will be there playing with my penis at 4 just in case people
do show then. But, spread the word on that too.
3rd, and last, the playoffs begin on the 15th. The format will be best of 3, double elimination. More on that later, but i think at least 5 teams are playing. The finals will last over two week's time and will be the best of 5.
Chill.