Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

If this were baseball, I'd have to give myself a lifetime ban...Get your betting slips out for the finals. I already bet JoAnn from Los Piratas Mechanicos $50 and a night of drinkin'...which brings me to my next point: Once again, we have $1 Rheingolds at the Turkey's Nest Post-Party! Thanks Nicole! (and you can thank her yourself right now!)

I have not worried about the weather since those first couple weeks back in April, but this weekend looks bad. To both the O'Sleeves and the Pirates: we must start thinking of a rain-date, just in case. We can't have it the following Sunday, as we are all attending BA's old-timey Birthday Party back in her childhood home in Long Island. So, to everyone on those teams, chime in and let us know what would be a good date. At the very least, we'll probably be playing in a swamp. I'm calling the Parks Department to see if we can get some machinery out on the field prior to the Finals.

There has been alotta chatter on the Orphans Forum, which pleases me. Hasn't been this much smack talk since June. I guarantee a great final battle to end the War. Nagasaki will look like a spit-ball contest by the time we're done. (damn, did i just say that? I mean, I'm on the side of "The USA should have never dropped the Bomb, and there's a special place in Hell for Harry Truman", but that's a whole long debate for later). The trophies are ready to go, and when we win, I guess I'll have to present it to myself...nah, I'll present to it Jesse Ballgame, our Captain. Sadly, Coach Jens won't be here this final weekend.

To the Orphans and The Daggers: have a good battle for Bronze, the trophy is AWESOME. To the Pirates, i say, go fuck yourselves, you're walkin' the plank, your ship's been commandeered and given back to the Queen...you're dead.

Peace, and see ya Sunday,

Kevin

PS - Buy a shirt from Smitty, will ya please?

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