Playoff Fever - With Amped-Up Songs, (and Dollar Beer Bongs)!
Spread da word, the Parks Department granted us amplification for the 12th, which means, we will have Announcing, The National Anthem, Take Me Out to The Ballgame Remix, Interim Inning Mix-Masterin' and A Special Song for Every Kicker. When you kick, you can have any 'ol' tune you need to inspire that clutch double. As for me, I've narrowed it down to El Debarge, Nas, Donald Fagen, Motley Crue (I mean, men got "She Got the Looks That Kill" ingrained in our Rock, Sports, and Boob Brains), or Ambrosia.
To all of Los Piratas Mechanicos, Daggers, and my O'Sleeves: get me a song ASAP. Email me your request, and if i do not have it, you can send me a song to kevdailey@yahoo.com, but get it done soon. I am HOPING to get Live Acts between games, but I do have one treat; my brother, of Somerville Red Baron Fame, will sing the National Anthem, and in true Enrico Palazzo style, will umpire as well (we're gonna have good umpiring for this one).
SHOW UP AT 5 O'Clock!!! I want the games to start by 5:30. To Shakamania and the Orphans: come and battle each other at the Red Monster. Both of those squads should be in full force and representing, even if they're battling out of the basement.
Great Drinkin Deal: Nicole from the Daggers has arranged $1 dollar beer specials at the Turkey's Nest, which I hope everyone can take advantage of during and after the games. After the Games, we're having a Huge Kickball Pinata stuffed with all kinds of Creamy Goodness, and I don't mean Maria Sharapova.
So please, this is a Special Event, and I've got a permit saying so, so therefore, it's true. Tell all your friends to come out, even the slackers and ne'erdowells will like this one. We're drinkin', Barbequing, winning, or losing, and makin' out. Don't be afraid to start going for that girl you've wanted all summer, so work on that fandango. you may do it on-field, in conjunction with grounds' crew duties. ROCK!
PS - The Summer is more truly ending when The Kickball Season Ends, on the 19th. Please Don't Let Back-to-School Bullshit Truncate Your Summer.