Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

There has been alotta chatter about k-ball on MySpace lately (Jens' brilliant gem). Shockamania needs girls, and the ever-fanciful Shannon Sinclair is recruiting them. The World Champs, The Orangesleeves, are reforming, with many of its 1.2 billion members returning (though there is lome loss. I think the Sleeves fielded over 50 people in 2004). And...to no one's surprise, Los Piratas Mechanicos claim they won the title within a different reality, possibly in Franz's liquored up one.

But the news forcing me to rub one out is that Michele, of Playgirl Infamy, is starting a cheerleading squad, and to that i say, Bring It On! (I saw that movie during a matinee with only one other person, a woman, in the theatre. She wouldn't engage.)

Here is Michele's post from MySpace:


Subject: Pussies Wanted...

Body:...to cheer for Brooklyn Kickball. The Official Brooklyn Kickball Cheerleading squad is making formations now. High kicks, fancy spankies, pom poms, flyers, bases, yelling from your diaphragm, synchronized movements, and all the moves I wasn't allowed to do on my high school squad. Dicks accepted, but only so us ladies can stand on your shoulders, so be strong. Message me or just show up for pre-season.SUNDAY APRIL 17thTurkey's Nest (Bedford Ave. at N. 12th St) 4pm SUNDAY, MAY 1st is OPENING DAYBe Excited! B-E Excited!