Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

Is everyone having a good time? Cause it looks like it. June 15 may have been the best night yet: good laughs and good competition. Everyone keep enjoying.

The Bacon Bits are now the team to beat. In the last two weeks, they beat the Mellancamps, Fun Club, and tied the New Frontiersmen. Must be from all that practice they got in the WAKA league. Good for them. Let's see how they do against the Dream Team.

Quick note: when we have to kick out people off the field, remember (and I have to tell myself this constantly): please employ Jesus-like cheek turning. Unfortunately, there is a racial divide at the Park, and I should have resolved that from the beginning by promoting to all the different peoples in the neighborhood. We should have a Latino team and a Polish team. One day, one day.

Also, would everyone stop playa-hating on Matt Tiger? He's one of the best damn guys out there, and as he is a league official (with good reason), let him play wherever he wants. But to show how serious we are about the purity of our game, Kirk (another league official) called Matt out on a homer because Matt didn't touch second. So if anyone thinks we have some bias or favoritism, think about that play.

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . New Frontiersmen 2 9 1 1 0.962 13 . Prison 2 4 2 1 0.833 9 . John Cougar Mellancamps 2 7 3 0.833 12 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 2 6 2 2 0.833 12 . Crucial Taunt 3 4 3 2 0.792 12 . Commitments 5 1 1 0.786 7 . Bacon Bits 8 2 1 0.773 11 . Sugar Tits 1 6 2 2 0.773 11 . Dream Team 2 4 1 1 2 0.762 10.5 . Wrecking Crew 3 3 4 1 0.727 11 . La Resistance 3 1 2 1 1 0.706 8.5 . Kanguerillas 5 2 1 1 0.579 9.5 . Monster Squad 2 2 2 0.500 6 . Never Scared 5 5 0.500 10 . Continentals 1 4 5 1 1 0.480 12.5 . Wyld Stallyns 6 7 0.462 13 . Government Kickbacks 1 3 3 2 2 0.458 12 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 4 2 2 1 0.450 10

. NYC Fun Club 4 5 0.444 9 . People's Court 1 4 5 2 0.423 13 . Gingerballs 4 6 0.400 10 . Stallionaires 2 4 2 0.375 8 . Team Peavy 2 4 1 0.357 7 . Kickball Fever 1 3 1 1 0.308 6.5 . Lightning Turtles 1 1 5 1 0.294 8.5 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 3 4 3 1 0.280 12.5 . Booze on First 2 4 1 0.267 7.5 . Luz Restaurant 1 1 3 1 0.267 7.5 . Storm of Lazers 2 7 0.222 9 . Regression Aggression 1 5 1 0.133 7.5 . Bourgy Ballers 1 3 4 0.100 10 . Dolls Kicking Balls 5 2 0.000 8