Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

Whadda weekend: perfect breezy, arid weather, great music (except for one band, ya know, the thrash band with the puking singer. sorry about that), and most importantly, both winners and losers had a fun time (at least on Saturday). Many of our Old-Timers came out of the woodwork to stare in disbelief at what a monster we created. This league will always facilitate the best times of your summer and hopefully your life. We love competition, music, beverages, and romance.

There are some pictures below, and if anyone has anymore, please forward them to brooklynkickball@gmail.com

First, I would like to thank almost all the talent:

The Action Painters, B-Movie Bad Guy, The Giraffes, Goes Cube, The Fresh Kills, and Full-Metal Lyricist, and the dope DJs from Sweatshop Labor.

Second, I would like to thank our sponsors:

Mulholland's Bar (over on Grand and Havemeyer), Crumpler (for giving us those handy, unique bags), Main Drag (for lending us a billion dollars worth of equipment, again), Guru Energy Drink, Sweatshop Labor (again, for providing a sweet PA system with two perfect DJs), The Turkey's Nest (for everything they do, but they provided ballpark quality hotdogs and a tasty fruit salad), and lost but not least, the good players from Brooklyn Kickball.

Last, to our friends from Hotlanta (3rd year they made the Finals), Providence (always setting drunken records), Hoboken (always good to see my peeps from Jersey), and Toronto (awww, you guys are so fucking cute! Lemme pinch ya!): WE SALUTE YOU. Thanks for coming all this way, again, and again!

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. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . New Frontiersmen 3 12 1 2 0.972 18 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 4 10 2 2 0.944 18 . Prison 3 7 2 1 0.923 13 . John Cougar Mellancamps 2 8 3 0.846 13 . Sugar Tits 1 9 3 2 0.767 15 . Bacon Bits 1 10 4 1 0.750 16 . Dream Team 3 8 4 1 2 0.730 18.5 . Crucial Taunt 3 7 6 1 2 0.641 19.5 . Never Scared 2 7 7 1 0.618 17 . Continentals 3 7 7 1 1 0.615 19.5 . Government Kickbacks 1 8 4 2 2 0.583 18 . Wrecking Crew 3 3 7 2 0.567 15 . Commitments 6 3 1 1 0.565 11.5 . Wyld Stallyns 1 8 8 0.559 17 . Kanguerillas 7 4 1 1 0.556 13.5 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 1 4 2 2 1 0.545 11 . Gingerballs 1 6 6 1 1 0.516 15.5 . NYC Fun Club 5 5 1 0.500 11

. People's Court 1 7 8 2 0.447 19 . La Resistance 3 3 4 5 2 0.436 19.5 . Lightning Turtles 1 5 8 1 0.419 15.5 . Kickball Fever 1 3 6 1 1 0.400 12.5 . Monster Squad 3 6 2 0.364 11 . Team Peavy 2 4 1 0.357 7 . Stallionaires 2 5 2 0.333 9 . Luz Restaurant 1 1 2 3 1 0.316 9.5 . Booze on First 4 7 2 0.286 14 . Storm of Lazers 1 2 8 1 0.280 12.5 . Regression Aggression 3 9 1 0.222 13.5 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 3 9 4 1 0.184 19 . Bourgy Ballers 2 7 5 0.121 16.5 . Dolls Kicking Balls 8 4 0.000 14