Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

Congratulations to the Bacon Bits for advancing to the Finals, by shutting out Prison! They will play this Sunday against the winner of the JCMs-Commitments game, which was canceled last night due to rain. Once they completely replay that game from the 1st inning, we'll have our finals.

Also, Congrats to Black Betty of the Williamsburg Softball League. They 3-peated.

The reason why we're having a 2nd Final Night is because September 28th was the first time a cold downpour ruined September Madness. We had a good run.

I was shocked, embarrassed, disappointed and insulted by the bad spirit coming in the 2nd game. This is not how I want the best teams representing the league. Save the stupid, aggressive bullshit for the front lines. Everyone involved should be ashamed for their arrogance and violence. These exceptions to the otherwise friendly and sexy nature of our league are giving us a undeserved bad name.

To the midget (Dave) from Prison: stay the fuck away, for now and forever. Hope you can think of something better to do on Sundays, maybe there's a lollipop guild you can join. People like you have nothing better to do than be annoying and destructive. Go do it somewhere else. Your team's loss was not everyone else's fault.

Let's do this Final Night Right. Never Scared is kind enough to bring their dope sound-system, so don't forget your dancing shoes. I want the crowd to be boisterous yet good-spirited. Everyone be merry and have a good time, win or lose. If not, Brooklyn Kickball will become a league for retarded children next year, and maybe you'll learn something.

Enjoy, and may the best team not only win, but be cool about it too. Also, the Kickies have been kicked back a week, to October 19th.












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raining fists (and feet!) of fury!
 
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