Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

I would like to thank the good folks from MGMT for a beautiful, orderly Sunday. You all come back next year, now, ya hear?!

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . New Frontiersmen 3 13 1 2 0.974 19 . Prison 3 8 2 1 0.929 14 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 4 11 3 2 0.900 20 . John Cougar Mellancamps 2 10 3 0.867 15 . Dream Team 5 8 4 1 2 0.805 20.5 . Bacon Bits 1 14 4 1 0.800 20 . Never Scared 6 8 8 1 0.761 23 . Sugar Tits 2 10 4 1 2 0.718 19.5 . Crucial Taunt 3 8 7 1 2 0.628 21.5 . Continentals 3 7 8 1 1 0.585 20.5 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 1 6 3 2 1 0.571 14 . People's Court 2 8 8 2 0.524 21 . Wrecking Crew 3 3 7 1 3 0.514 17.5 . Government Kickbacks 1 8 5 3 2 0.512 20.5 . Gingerballs 1 7 6 2 1 0.500 18 . Wyld Stallyns 1 8 10 1 0.500 20 . Kickball Fever 1 6 7 1 1 0.485 16.5 . Commitments 6 5 1 1 0.481 13.5

. NYC Fun Club 5 6 1 0.458 12 . Kanguerillas 7 7 1 1 0.455 16.5 . Lightning Turtles 1 6 9 1 0.429 17.5 . Monster Squad 4 7 2 0.385 13 . Booze on First 7 7 3 0.378 18.5 . La Resistance 3 3 6 6 2 0.370 23 . Stallionaires 2 5 2 0.333 9 . Luz Restaurant 1 1 2 3 1 0.316 9.5 . Team Peavy 3 6 1 1 0.304 11.5 . Storm of Lazers 1 2 8 1 0.280 12.5 . Regression Aggression 4 9 2 0.250 16 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 3 10 5 1 0.163 21.5 . Bourgy Ballers 2 7 5 0.121 16.5 . Dolls Kicking Balls 1 10 4 0.088 17

Lots o' crazy shit last night...The Dolls won their first game! Never Scared mercied the Tits! The Lightning Turtles smacked down the Commitments! Booze upset Crucial Taunt!

What the hell is going on with our reigning champs? They are now under .500, and haven't won a game in...months? But if anyone thinks they are really a sub-500 team, you're prolly in for a loss. Once that team finds their groove, look out, son. Many of those guys have won the Title twice.

But, we have many contenders, and many more that can play a good spoiler role too. Rock on, if you can't win it all, at least prevent a hopeful from doing so.

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . New Frontiersmen 3 12 1 2 0.972 18 . Prison 3 8 2 1 0.929 14 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 4 11 3 2 0.900 20 . John Cougar Mellancamps 2 10 3 0.867 15 . Bacon Bits 1 12 4 1 0.778 18 . Dream Team 3 8 4 1 2 0.730 18.5 . Sugar Tits 1 10 3 1 2 0.714 17.5 . Never Scared 4 7 8 1 0.675 20 . Crucial Taunt 3 8 7 1 2 0.628 21.5 . Continentals 3 7 8 1 1 0.585 20.5 . Government Kickbacks 1 8 4 2 2 0.583 18 . Wrecking Crew 3 3 7 2 0.567 15 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 1 5 3 2 1 0.538 13 . Wyld Stallyns 1 8 9 0.528 18 . People's Court 2 8 8 2 0.524 21 . Kanguerillas 7 5 1 1 0.517 14.5 . Gingerballs 1 6 6 1 1 0.516 15.5 . Commitments 6 5 1 1 0.481 13.5

. NYC Fun Club 5 6 1 0.458 12 . Lightning Turtles 1 6 9 1 0.429 17.5 . Kickball Fever 1 4 7 1 1 0.414 14.5 . La Resistance 3 3 5 6 2 0.386 22 . Booze on First 6 7 2 0.375 16 . Monster Squad 3 6 2 0.364 11 . Stallionaires 2 5 2 0.333 9 . Luz Restaurant 1 1 2 3 1 0.316 9.5 . Storm of Lazers 1 2 8 1 0.280 12.5 . Team Peavy 2 5 1 1 0.263 9.5 . Regression Aggression 4 9 2 0.250 16 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 3 9 4 1 0.184 19 . Bourgy Ballers 2 7 5 0.121 16.5 . Dolls Kicking Balls 1 9 4 0.094 16

Whadda weekend: perfect breezy, arid weather, great music (except for one band, ya know, the thrash band with the puking singer. sorry about that), and most importantly, both winners and losers had a fun time (at least on Saturday). Many of our Old-Timers came out of the woodwork to stare in disbelief at what a monster we created. This league will always facilitate the best times of your summer and hopefully your life. We love competition, music, beverages, and romance.

There are some pictures below, and if anyone has anymore, please forward them to brooklynkickball@gmail.com

First, I would like to thank almost all the talent:

The Action Painters, B-Movie Bad Guy, The Giraffes, Goes Cube, The Fresh Kills, and Full-Metal Lyricist, and the dope DJs from Sweatshop Labor.

Second, I would like to thank our sponsors:

Mulholland's Bar (over on Grand and Havemeyer), Crumpler (for giving us those handy, unique bags), Main Drag (for lending us a billion dollars worth of equipment, again), Guru Energy Drink, Sweatshop Labor (again, for providing a sweet PA system with two perfect DJs), The Turkey's Nest (for everything they do, but they provided ballpark quality hotdogs and a tasty fruit salad), and lost but not least, the good players from Brooklyn Kickball.

Last, to our friends from Hotlanta (3rd year they made the Finals), Providence (always setting drunken records), Hoboken (always good to see my peeps from Jersey), and Toronto (awww, you guys are so fucking cute! Lemme pinch ya!): WE SALUTE YOU. Thanks for coming all this way, again, and again!

Do you guys know that you can comment on this crappy page?

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . New Frontiersmen 3 12 1 2 0.972 18 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 4 10 2 2 0.944 18 . Prison 3 7 2 1 0.923 13 . John Cougar Mellancamps 2 8 3 0.846 13 . Sugar Tits 1 9 3 2 0.767 15 . Bacon Bits 1 10 4 1 0.750 16 . Dream Team 3 8 4 1 2 0.730 18.5 . Crucial Taunt 3 7 6 1 2 0.641 19.5 . Never Scared 2 7 7 1 0.618 17 . Continentals 3 7 7 1 1 0.615 19.5 . Government Kickbacks 1 8 4 2 2 0.583 18 . Wrecking Crew 3 3 7 2 0.567 15 . Commitments 6 3 1 1 0.565 11.5 . Wyld Stallyns 1 8 8 0.559 17 . Kanguerillas 7 4 1 1 0.556 13.5 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 1 4 2 2 1 0.545 11 . Gingerballs 1 6 6 1 1 0.516 15.5 . NYC Fun Club 5 5 1 0.500 11

. People's Court 1 7 8 2 0.447 19 . La Resistance 3 3 4 5 2 0.436 19.5 . Lightning Turtles 1 5 8 1 0.419 15.5 . Kickball Fever 1 3 6 1 1 0.400 12.5 . Monster Squad 3 6 2 0.364 11 . Team Peavy 2 4 1 0.357 7 . Stallionaires 2 5 2 0.333 9 . Luz Restaurant 1 1 2 3 1 0.316 9.5 . Booze on First 4 7 2 0.286 14 . Storm of Lazers 1 2 8 1 0.280 12.5 . Regression Aggression 3 9 1 0.222 13.5 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 3 9 4 1 0.184 19 . Bourgy Ballers 2 7 5 0.121 16.5 . Dolls Kicking Balls 8 4 0.000 14

Here are our four All-Star teams to whoop up on Toronto, Hoboken, Providence, Atlanta, and Hamilton:

. All-Star Team Captains Player Player's Team All-Star Team Captains Player Player's Team . . Ken/Mike Altman Christina Continentals Matt Tiger/Mike Twombs Calvin Wong Bacon Bits . CJ Continentals Chiara Sullivan Hot Free-Agent . ken.breese@gmail.com Dan Clark Never Scared mike.twombly@gmail.com Eric Depalo Prison . Elena Luppino John Cougar Mellancamps Jason Finkle NYC Fun Club . themaltman@gmail.com Heather Schmidt Prison matt.sadewitz@gmail.com Kate Brown Crucial Taunt . Jamie Los Piratas Mechanicos Katie Fitch La Resistance . Julie Borgeson Dolls Kicking Balls Lia Koo Divine Sisterhood Etc. . Koji Monster Squad Maria Russo Dream Team . Mike Parrilli La Resistance Mary Croke Ye Olde Fashioneds . Megan Fingleton Dolls Kicking Balls Mike Davis People's Court . Priest John Cougar Mellancamps Nick C-T Prison . Ross Fabricant Lightning Turtles Nipple Prison . Shaun Rice Wyld Stallyns Ryan Gang Ye Olde Fashioneds . Tristan Government Kickbacks Sam Lenga Regression Aggression . Wendy Gallo Continentals Shamus Eberheart Divine Sisterhood Etc. . Neil Wheelz Commitments Shawn Luz Restaurant . Zach Kinsella John Cougar Mellancamps Staples, Bill Prison . . . Sportz/Jams Amber Duarte New Frontiersmen Stu/Boots/TK Bern Longino Ye Olde Fashioneds . Ben White Commitments Brad Schumaker Dream Team . believethemimzy@gmail.com Benny Thomson New Frontiersmen Brett Siddell Regression Aggression . Courtney People's Court sakabako@gmail.com Colin Kelly Kanguerillas . jamonthis@gmail.com Doug Boes Gingerballs Commish Boo . Humble Don Peavy Team Peavy Diana Ong People's Court . Irene Wrecking Crew ktkennedy29@gmail.com Elizabeth NYC Fun Club . Jesse Ballgame Commitments Eric Avel Booze on First . Plus One Continentals johnthedomingos@gmail.com Jason Dove Bourgy Ballers . Nate Sugar Tits Jeff Hathaway Crucial Taunt . Paige NYC Fun Club John-O Government Kickbacks . Rachel Scrappy Never Scared Jordan Government Kickbacks . Rich Ericson Stallionaires Mark Chenney New Frontiersmen . RJ Fiasco Kickball Fever Nick Sullivan Dream Team . Sarah Freeman Booze on First Noah Commitments . Shirtless John Cougar Mellancamps Steph Baker John Cougar Mells. . Stephanie Kuss John Cougar Mellancamps Steph Bang Continentals . Plus One Crucial Taunt Todd Seda Storm of Lazers . Veronica Monster Squad

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . New Frontiersmen 3 10 1 2 0.969 16 . Prison 3 7 2 1 0.923 13 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 2 10 2 2 0.875 16 . John Cougar Mellancamps 2 8 3 0.846 13 . Sugar Tits 1 9 3 2 0.767 15 . Dream Team 2 8 3 1 2 0.727 16.5 . Bacon Bits 1 8 4 1 0.714 14 . Crucial Taunt 3 6 5 1 2 0.657 17.5 . Wrecking Crew 3 3 5 2 0.654 13 . Never Scared 2 6 7 0.600 15 . Gingerballs 1 6 6 0.577 13 . Wyld Stallyns 1 7 7 0.567 15 . Commitments 6 3 1 1 0.565 11.5 . Kanguerillas 7 4 1 1 0.556 13.5 . Continentals 2 6 7 1 1 0.543 17.5 . Government Kickbacks 1 6 4 2 2 0.531 16 . La Resistance 3 3 4 3 2 0.515 16.5 . NYC Fun Club 5 5 1 0.500 11 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 4 2 2 1 0.450 10 . Monster Squad 3 4 2 0.444 9 . People's Court 1 6 7 2 0.441 17 . Lightning Turtles 1 4 7 1 0.407 13.5 . Kickball Fever 1 3 6 1 1 0.400 12.5 . Team Peavy 2 4 1 0.357 7 . Booze on First 4 5 2 0.333 12 . Stallionaires 2 5 2 0.333 9 . Luz Restaurant 1 1 2 3 1 0.316 9.5 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 3 8 3 1 0.212 16.5 . Storm of Lazers 2 8 0.200 10 . Regression Aggression 2 8 1 0.174 11.5 . Bourgy Ballers 1 7 4 0.071 14 . Dolls Kicking Balls 7 4 0.000 13