Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

Man, let's face it: the weather has sucked ass. We all better drop to our knees in supplication, because it's looking like Al Gore was right. I don't ever remember this much rain between May through July. We can only hope the rest of the season is dry. Let it pour in Ethiopia, we don't need anymore of this.

To yesterday's players, thank you for upholding the spirit of this league. We're all in this together. We've been though this before, but yesterday was very trying. Everything was slow and muddy, so thanks for playing through that.

To all those not in the know, there will be at least one extra Sunday for the regular season, August 30th. Then the next week, on Labor Day, we intend to do some type of charity event. If you'd like to help, please write brooklynkickball@gmail.com

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . John Cougar Mellancamps 3 14 1 1.028 18 . Never Scared 5 8 4 0.912 17 . Dream Team 3 9 3 1 0.875 16 . New Frontiersmen 13 2 1 0.844 16 . Crucial Taunt 3 8 4 1 0.813 16 . Ponyboys 3 10 5 0.806 18 . Brooklyn United 3 8 5 2 0.750 18 . Divine Sisterhood of the Sacred Bleeding Heart 1 9 2 1 2 0.742 15.5 . Diddy's White Party ft. Fat Kid Hustle 12 5 1 0.694 18 . Sugar Tits! 3 6 5 4 0.694 18 . Lightning Turtles 11 6 2 0.632 19 . Zeus' Beard 2 5 4 1 5 0.600 17.5 . Bacon Bits 1 7 6 2 0.594 16 . Majesty 2 8 9 0.579 19 . Government Kickbacks 9 5 1 3 0.568 18.5 . Balls to the Wall 1 8 6 1 5 0.558 21.5 . Bourgy Ballers 1 8 6 2 1 0.526 19 . People's Court 1 7 8 3 0.526 19

. Mathletes 9 5 2 3 0.525 20 . Regression Aggression 4 4 3 0.500 11 . Mau Maus 7 7 1 2 0.457 17.5 . Salute Your Jorts 7 6 2 2 0.444 18 . Wyld Stallyns 1 2 6 3 0.417 12 . Kickball Fever 1 4 6 2 2 0.406 16 . Wrecking Crew 6 7 2 2 0.389 18 . Booze on First 4 8 1 0.346 13 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 3 7 1 2 0.296 13.5 . Space Cadets 2 7 2 4 0.250 16 . Dolls Kicking Balls 3 7 4 0.188 16 . Storm of Lazers 2 8 2 0.154 13 . Hot for Teacher 2 12 2 0.118 17 . Anubis 1 9 2 0.077 13