Schedule and Events

Party, party, party all summer through, leading to the big gala event, our 6th Annual Dance. Fernando Martinez and I have been planning and haggling to give you the best night of your summer, at least. We always strive for you to never forget it, and have the kinda night you tell your grandkids about.

We are on the verge of revealing all the juicy details. Trust me, it's going to be absolutely orgiastic. The talent will be awesome, and set the proper, rocking mood for everyone. Meet me at Savalas Friday Night, and we'll sit down, drink, and I'll tease ya a little. We can iron out our dance moves to the very slick mixes by Never Scared's Chris and Scott.

At 10 O'Clock, we're slamming down free PBRs, while they last, and I have a feeling you'll be seeing that brand at the dance.

Give it up to Never Scared, they brought a nice element to our l'il league. Groove with them Friday Night, and then chill with them on Sundays. They are dope folk. Most especially, it's the birthday of one of our cutest, Rachel Josar. This cupee doll loves to get down, buy her a drink.

. Game Slot Main Red Monster Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse) . Booze on First Bourgy Ballers . 1 (5pm!) Crucial Taunt v. Dream Team Majesty v. Never Scared Wrecking Crew v. Bacon Bits Bourgy Ballers Brooklyn United Anubis . Crucial Taunt Dolls Kicking Balls Bacon Bits . 2 Fever v. Sugar Tits Regression v. Majesty Kickbacks v. Booze Divine Sisterhood Dream Team Booze on First . Fever +1 Fever +1 Crucial Taunt . 3 Balls to the Wall v. Fever Dream Team v. Wrecking Crew Bacon Bits v. People's Court Government Kickbacks Lightning Turtles Divine Sisterhood . Hot for Teacher Mathletes Dolls Kicking Balls . 4 Never Scared v. New Frontiersmen Divine Sisterhood v. Crucial Taunt Salute Your Jorts v. Wyld Stallyns Majesty Mellancamps Dream Team . New Frontiersmen People's Court Fever +1 . 5 Booze v. Anubis Space Cadets v. Dolls Regression v Kickbacks Diddy's White Party ft. Fat Kid Hu$tle Pirates+1 Government Kickbacks . People's Court Ponyboys +1 Majesty . 6 Sugar Tits v. Mau Maus Dolls v. Wyld Stallyns People's Court v. Balls to the Wall Pirates+1 Regression Aggression Mau Maus . Regression Aggression Salute Your Jorts +1 Never Scared . 7 Salute Your Jorts v. Mau Maus New Frontiersmen v. Anubis Divine Sisterhood v. Space Cadets Salute Your Jorts +1 Storm of Lazerz+1 New Frontiersmen . The Lights Now Expire at 11:15 Space Cadets Sugar Tits People's Court

See ya Friday and Sunday!