Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement: 07/01/2009 - 08/01/2009

Man, let's face it: the weather has sucked ass. We all better drop to our knees in supplication, because it's looking like Al Gore was right. I don't ever remember this much rain between May through July. We can only hope the rest of the season is dry. Let it pour in Ethiopia, we don't need anymore of this.

To yesterday's players, thank you for upholding the spirit of this league. We're all in this together. We've been though this before, but yesterday was very trying. Everything was slow and muddy, so thanks for playing through that.

To all those not in the know, there will be at least one extra Sunday for the regular season, August 30th. Then the next week, on Labor Day, we intend to do some type of charity event. If you'd like to help, please write brooklynkickball@gmail.com

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TeamMercy WinsWinsLossesMercy LossesTiesWinning %Games

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John Cougar Mellancamps31411.02818

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Never Scared5840.91217

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Dream Team39310.87516

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New Frontiersmen13210.84416

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Crucial Taunt38410.81316

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Ponyboys31050.80618

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Brooklyn United38520.75018

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Divine Sisterhood of the Sacred Bleeding Heart192120.74215.5

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Diddy's White Party ft. Fat Kid Hustle12510.69418

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Sugar Tits!36540.69418

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Lightning Turtles11620.63219

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Zeus' Beard254150.60017.5

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Bacon Bits17620.59416

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Majesty2890.57919

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Government Kickbacks95130.56818.5

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Balls to the Wall186150.55821.5

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Bourgy Ballers186210.52619

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People's Court17830.52619

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Mathletes95230.52520

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Regression Aggression4430.50011

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Mau Maus77120.45717.5

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Salute Your Jorts76220.44418

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Wyld Stallyns12630.41712

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Kickball Fever146220.40616

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Wrecking Crew67220.38918

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Booze on First4810.34613

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Los Piratas Mechanicos37120.29613.5

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Space Cadets27240.25016

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Dolls Kicking Balls3740.18816

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Storm of Lazers2820.15413

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Hot for Teacher21220.11817

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Anubis1920.07713

The evening evolved slowly as Little League baseball went overtime (not extra innings, one team just couldn't buy an out). I know, something's gotta be done about those damn kids. Actually, they've gotta many good players in that league, and they;re good kids.

Anyway, email the Commish if you want him to take you out for a milkshake. He knows a little spot.




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TeamMercy WinsWinsLossesMercy LossesTiesWinning %Games

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John Cougar Mellancamps31311.02917

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Never Scared5840.91217

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Dream Team38310.86715

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New Frontiersmen1220.85714

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Crucial Taunt36410.78614

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Sugar Tits!36340.78116

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Ponyboys3850.78116

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Brooklyn United38520.75018

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Divine Sisterhood of the Sacred Bleeding Heart192120.74215.5

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Diddy's White Party ft. Fat Kid Hustle1150.68816

.

Majesty2870.64717

.

Lightning Turtles11620.63219

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Zeus' Beard254150.60017.5

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Government Kickbacks84130.57616.5

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Balls to the Wall175150.56419.5

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Mathletes95230.52520

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Mau Maus75120.51615.5

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Bourgy Ballers176210.50018

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Bacon Bits6620.50014

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People's Court7730.50017

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Regression Aggression3430.45010

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Salute Your Jorts65220.43816

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Wyld Stallyns12630.41712

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Kickball Fever146210.40015

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Wrecking Crew67220.38918

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Booze on First4710.37512

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Los Piratas Mechanicos37120.29613.5

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Space Cadets26240.26715

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Dolls Kicking Balls3640.20015

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Storm of Lazers2820.15413

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Hot for Teacher21020.13315

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Anubis1820.08312



Which All-Star Captain's Ass Is This?

On behalf of Brooklyn Kickball, I thank all the participants of our 4th Annual National Tournament. We appreciate our guests - 2nd place Hoboken, Providence, Toronto, and Atlanta - for traveling far to our dirty field and playing ball all day. We trust it was worth the trip. All of our Brooklyn players seemed to have a fantastic day too.

Our next special events are the Playoff Commencement (August 30th) and the Dance (September 12th.

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TeamMercy WinsWinsLossesMercy LossesTiesWinning %Games

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John Cougar Mellancamps31211.03116

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Never Scared4740.86715

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New Frontiersmen1220.85714

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Sugar Tits!36230.85714

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Dream Team27310.80813

.

Crucial Taunt26310.79212

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Brooklyn United38520.75018

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Ponyboys2850.73315

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Diddy's White Party ft. Fat Kid Hustle1040.71414

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Divine Sisterhood of the Sacred Bleeding Heart172120.70413.5

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Majesty2770.62516

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Mathletes84230.59416

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Lightning Turtles9620.58817

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Zeus' Beard244140.58115.5

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Government Kickbacks84130.57616.5

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Balls to the Wall175150.56419.5

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Bourgy Ballers174210.56316

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Bacon Bits6510.54212

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Mau Maus75120.51615.5

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People's Court7730.50017

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Salute Your Jorts65220.43816

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Kickball Fever14520.42313

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Booze on First4710.37512

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Wrecking Crew56220.37516

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Wyld Stallyns11630.36411

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Los Piratas Mechanicos36120.32012.5

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Regression Aggression1430.3138

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Space Cadets24240.30813

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Dolls Kicking Balls3730.20714.5

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Storm of Lazers2810.17411.5

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Hot for Teacher2820.15413

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Anubis1720.09111









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TeamMercy WinsWinsLossesMercy LossesTiesWinning %Games

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John Cougar Mellancamps21111.00014

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Never Scared4740.86715

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Sugar Tits!36230.85714

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New Frontiersmen1220.85714

.

Dream Team27310.80813

.

Crucial Taunt25310.77311

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Ponyboys2850.73315

.

Brooklyn United36520.71916

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Diddy's White Party ft. Fat Kid Hustle840.66712

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Bacon Bits6310.65010

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Majesty2770.62516

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Divine Sisterhood of the Sacred Bleeding Heart62120.60911.5

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Government Kickbacks84130.57616.5

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Bourgy Ballers163210.57114

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Lightning Turtles8610.56715

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Mathletes74220.50016

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People's Court6630.50015

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Balls to the Wall65150.48617.5

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Zeus' Beard134140.48113.5

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Booze on First4510.45010

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Wrecking Crew55120.44413.5

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Mau Maus55120.44413.5

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Salute Your Jorts54220.42914

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Wyld Stallyns11630.36411

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Kickball Fever12520.31811

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Regression Aggression1430.3138

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Space Cadets24240.30813

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Dolls Kicking Balls3530.24012.5

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Los Piratas Mechanicos1620.2229

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Storm of Lazers2610.2119.5

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Hot for Teacher2820.15413

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Anubis1520.1119


Here's something to help you, lifted from the Kickbacks' website: