Kickball Standings, For Your Amusement

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . John Cougar Mellancamps 2 5 1 1.000 8 . Unmentionables 1 1.000 1 . New Frontiersmen 1 6 1 0.938 8 . Wrecking Crew 2 3 1 1 0.929 7 . La Resistance 3 1 1 1 0.846 6.5 . Dream Team 2 3 1 2 0.824 8.5 . Bacon Bits 4 1 0.800 5 . Prison 1 2 1 1 0.800 5 . Gingerballs 3 1 0.750 4 . Commitments 3 1 1 0.700 5 . Crucial Taunt 2 2 3 1 0.688 8 . Continentals 1 3 3 0.643 7 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 4 2 2 0.625 8 . Kanguerillas 4 1 1 0.615 6.5 . Government Kickbacks 1 1 2 1 0.600 5 . Sugar Tits 3 2 2 0.571 7 . Lightning Turtles 1 1 3 0.500 5 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 2 1 1 0.444 4.5 . NYC Fun Club 3 4 0.429 7 . Wyld Stallyns 3 4 0.429 7 . People's Court 1 2 4 1 0.412 8.5 . Never Scared 2 3 0.400 5 . Monster Squad 1 2 1 0.375 4 . Team Peavy 1 2 1 0.375 4 . Stallionaires 1 3 1 0.300 5 . Kickball Fever 1 3 1 0.273 5.5 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 2 2 3 0.235 8.5 . Regression Aggression 1 3 1 0.182 5.5 . Bourgy Ballers 1 2 3 0.133 7.5 . Luz Restaurant 1 2 1 0.100 5 . Booze on First 2 1 0.000 3.5 . Dolls Kicking Balls 1 2 0.000 4 . Storm of Lazers 5 0.000 5 . Uncommon 1 0.000 1

Memorial Day never lets ya down. Enjoy. Too tired to write more, going to a BBQ.

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . Dream Team 2 2 2 1.000 6 . Unmentionables 1 1.000 1 . New Frontiersmen 1 6 1 0.938 8 . Wrecking Crew 2 3 1 1 0.929 7 . Commitments 2 1 0.833 3 . John Cougar Mellancamps 5 1 0.833 6 . Bacon Bits 4 1 0.800 5 . Prison 1 2 1 1 0.800 5 . Gingerballs 3 1 0.750 4 . Continentals 1 2 2 0.700 5 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 4 2 2 0.625 8 . Government Kickbacks 1 1 2 1 0.600 5 . Sugar Tits 3 2 2 0.571 7 . La Resistance 1 1 1 1 0.556 4.5 . Kanguerillas 3 1 1 0.545 5.5 . Crucial Taunt 2 2 1 0.500 5 . Kickball Fever 1 2 0.500 3 . Lightning Turtles 1 1 3 0.500 5

. People's Court 1 1 3 0.500 5 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 2 1 1 0.444 4.5 . NYC Fun Club 2 3 0.400 5 . Team Peavy 1 2 1 0.375 4 . Never Scared 1 2 0.333 3 . Regression Aggression 1 1 1 0.286 3.5 . Monster Squad 1 1 0.250 2 . Bourgy Ballers 1 1 2 0.200 5 . Wyld Stallyns 1 4 0.200 5 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 1 2 2 0.167 6 . Stallionaires 2 1 0.167 3 . Luz Restaurant 1 2 1 0.100 5 . Booze on First 2 1 0.000 3.5 . Dolls Kicking Balls 1 2 0.000 4 . Storm of Lazers 4 0.000 4 . Uncommon 1 0.000 1

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. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . Unmentionables 1 1.000 1 . Wrecking Crew 1 3 1 1.000 5 . Commitments 2 1 0.833 3 . Prison 2 1 0.833 3 . John Cougar Mellancamps 5 1 0.833 6 . Bacon Bits 4 1 0.800 5 . New Frontiersmen 4 1 0.800 5 . Sugar Tits 3 1 1 0.700 5 . Continentals 1 2 2 0.700 5 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 2 1 0.667 3 . Dream Team 1 2 0.667 3 . Gingerballs 2 1 0.667 3 . Lightning Turtles 1 1 2 0.625 4 . Government Kickbacks 1 1 2 1 0.600 5 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 3 2 1 0.583 6 . Kanguerillas 2 1 0.571 3.5 . Bourgy Ballers 1 1 0.500 2 . Crucial Taunt 1 1 1 0.500 3 . Kickball Fever 1 2 0.500 3 . La Resistance 1 1 0.500 2 . NYC Fun Club 2 3 0.400 5 . Team Peavy 1 2 1 0.375 4 . Never Scared 1 2 0.333 3 . Regression Aggression 1 1 1 0.286 3.5 . Luz Restaurant 1 1 0.250 2 . Monster Squad 1 1 0.250 2 . Stallionaires 1 1 0.250 2 . Wyld Stallyns 1 4 0.200 5 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 1 2 2 0.167 6 . Booze on First 2 0.000 2 . Dolls Kicking Balls 1 1 0.000 2.5 . People's Court 3 0.000 3 . Storm of Lazers 4 0.000 4 . Uncommon 1 0.000 1

Thanks to everyone for cooperating last night, with dutiful umpiring and garbage collecting. Big ups goes to Damien of La Resistance for manning the Outhouse, and a Super Big Ups goes to Kirk Wells, of our Umpiring/Good Will Crew, for running the evening from start to finish. He did a perfect job, with Southernly class and grace.

The Champion Commitments defeated the Mellancamps, 2-0, and the New Frontiersmen bounced back with 2 wins. Good to see Prison having fun with their opponents. The Pirates finally won a game! But then the Continentals mercied them. Blarg. Looks like someone should challenge the Unmentionables and the Wrecking Crew.

Random Thought: I wish you kids would learn the Infield Fly Rule. If we have tagging up, then we should implement that rule. However, every time we try, chaos ensues.

I trust everyone likes the new scheduling and queue system. No more lines and hastles at the Queue Board, ever! Check here to see if your team is playing this Sunday, and team matchups will be posted here, every week, hopefully by Wednesday.

Enjoy.

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . Government Kickbacks 1 1 1 1.000 3 . John Cougar Mellancamps 3 1.000 3 . Unmentionables 1 1.000 1 . Wrecking Crew 1 1 1 1.000 3 . Ye Olde Fashioneds 2 1 0.833 3 . Commitments 1 1 0.750 2 . Lightning Turtles 1 1 0.750 2 . Bacon Bits 2 1 0.667 3 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 2 1 0.667 3 . Dream Team 1 2 0.667 3 . Gingerballs 2 1 0.667 3 . New Frontiersmen 2 1 0.667 3 . Kanguerillas 2 1 0.571 3.5 . Bourgy Ballers 1 1 0.500 2 . Continentals 1 1 0.500 2 . Crucial Taunt 1 1 1 0.500 3 . Kickball Fever 1 2 0.500 3 . La Resistance 1 1 0.500 2

. Never Scared 1 1 0.500 2 . Prison 1 0.500 1 . Sugar Tits 1 1 1 0.500 3 . Team Peavy 1 1 0.500 2 . Wyld Stallyns 1 1 0.500 2 . Regression Aggression 1 1 0.400 2.5 . NYC Fun Club 1 2 0.333 3 . Luz Restaurant 1 1 0.250 2 . Monster Squad 1 1 0.250 2 . Stallionaires 1 1 0.250 2 . Booze on First 2 0.000 2 . Dolls Kicking Balls 1 1 0.000 2.5 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 1 1 0.000 2.5 . People's Court 3 0.000 3 . Storm of Lazers 2 0.000 2 . Uncommon 1 0.000 1

Beautiful Day. Few complaints, lotta laughs, lotta drinks, and a lot of, "Hey are you the Commish? Do you know if....", or, "Have you thought of...", or, "Where can I get a...." Nights like last night make me feel like I'm the father of some hideous bride. But I'm happy you all had a good time. Sorry the sound system blew out, I mostly feel badly for my brother schlepping from Jersey's burbs to sing through some defective speakers.

The Mellencamps are where they always were, first, and the Pirates still suck. But the Commitments have challenged the JCMs. My money would be on the Commitments, but I've taken the wise approach to ban gambling, as some of you petty fucks would take a dive for a Pabst.

I really wanna see the Pirates play the Dolls. Oh, there's a special new rule for the Dolls: in order to mercy-rule them, a team must beat them by 20. Yesterday, Kickball Fever whined about this on-the-fly-rule, so we let it end after 14 runs. But 20 is now the number. No worries, everyone wins when you play da Dolls.

I'm proud the two Malones spinoffs are doing well. Stay cool.

Note: this Sunday commences the most fun ever: the bye week system. Stay tuned here, or check with your captain.

. Team Mercy Wins Wins Losses Mercy Losses Ties Winning % Games . . Government Kickbacks 1 1.500 1 . Lightning Turtles 1 1.500 1 . Divine Sisterhood Etc. 2 1.000 2 . New Frontiersmen 2 1.000 2 . John Cougar Mellancamps 2 1.000 2 . Bourgy Ballers 1 1.000 1 . Continentals 1 1.000 1 . Gingerballs 1 1.000 1 . Kanguerillas 1 1.000 1 . La Resistance 1 1.000 1 . Team Peavy 1 1.000 1 . Crucial Taunt 1 1 0.500 2 . Sugar Tits 1 1 0.500 2 . Commitments 1 0.500 1 . Dream Team 1 0.500 1 . Monster Squad 1 0.500 1 . Prison 1 0.500 1 . Wrecking Crew 1 0.500 1

. Ye Olde Fashioneds 1 0.500 1 . NYC Fun Club 2 0.000 2 . Regression Aggression 1 0.000 1.5 . Los Piratas Mechanicos 1 0.000 1.5 . Bacon Bits 1 0.000 1 . Booze on First 1 0.000 1 . Dolls Kicking Balls 1 0.000 1 . Kickball Fever 1 0.000 1 . Luz Restaurant 1 0.000 1 . Never Scared 1 0.000 1 . People's Court 1 0.000 1 . Stallionaires 1 0.000 1 . Storm of Lazers 1 0.000 1 . Wyld Stallyns 1 0.000 1 . Uncommon #DIV/0! 0 . Unmentionables #DIV/0! 0