Schedule and Events

Valentine's Day at the Nest?!

4th Annual Christmas Party!

Dunk on Autism! John Starks Day, 9/27

The Last Dance for 23 Teams

Playoff Commencement

Mind If We Dance with Your Dates?

Snag That Hot Dress in the Window, and Get Your Hair Done...

August 16th

August 9th, Be Dry Baby!

Let August Be Cool

Last Week of July? All-Fucking-Ready?

July 19th

You Don't Need to Be an All-Star to Have a Good Time, Ho-No!

Pursue Your Happiness, It's July 5th

June Showers Bring July Mugginess

Kiss Your Pop on the Longest Day of the Year

Middle of June

Hail the Sun, It's June.

Bring on the Summer, May 31st

Memorial Day Weekend, May 24th

Mercy Rule Day! May 17th

Have Your Momma Kiss Ya for Good Luck! May 10.

7th Opening Day, Sunday May 3rd!

Support McCarren Park, This Thursday and Forever

2010-02-10T20:47:00.003-05:00

2010-01-11T13:04:00.002-05:00

Every Monday Night until April!

2009-12-14T11:45:00.003-05:00

2009-09-23T11:44:00.002-04:00

The Knicks are donating an autographed jersey to put up for auction towards Captain Kevin Kennedy's Walk-a-thon. Could you donate too, please?

And yes, Starks is finally coming, or your Commish will streak naked through the World's Most Famous Arena during a Knicks game this year! Everyone Come out.

THE MONSTER IS OPEN FOR ALL!


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Never Scared v. Crucial Taunt	Open Play!	Brooklyn United v. Ponyboys
.
.	2	JCMs v. Diddy		Never Scared v. Crucial Taunt
.			Free for All!
.	3	Dream Team v. New Frontiersmen		Brooklyn United v. Ponyboys
.
.	4	Brooklyn United v. Ponyboys	Fight Autism with John Starks!	JCMs v. Diddy
.
.	5	Never Scared v. Crucial Taunt		Dream Team v. New Fronts
.			Mingle, Play with New People!
.	6	JCMs v. Diddy
.
.	7	Dream Team v. New Fronts	Enjoy.
.
.
.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:15
.		Bold games played if necessary

2009-09-17T08:55:00.002-04:00


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.
.	1 (1pm!)	Wrecking Crew v. Never Scared	Divine Sisterhood v. Space Cadets	Regression v. Jorts
.
.	2	Wrecking Crew v. Space Cadets		Anubis v. Bits
.
.	3	Divine Sisterhood v. Never Scared		Anubis v. Bourgy Ballers
.
.	4	Regression v. Zeus	Crucial Taunt v. Lightning Turtles	Pirates v. Booze
.
.	5	Jorts v. New Fronts	Lightning Turtles v. Fever	Bits v. Diddy
.
.	6	Dolls v. Dream Team	Zeus v. New Fronts	Bourgy Ballers v. Diddy
.
.	7	Ants Inda Pants v. Sugartits!	Majesty v. Wyld Stallyns	Booze v. JCMs
.
.	8	Kickbacks v. Dream Team	Mathletes v. Pirates	People's Court v. Fever
.
.	9	Ponyboys v. Majesty	Mau Maus v. Ants Inda Pants	People's Court v. Crucial Taunt
.

2009-09-10T11:56:00.004-04:00

"There is no greater glory for a living being than that which he wins with his own hands and feet." - Homer's Odyssey

Last Chance to Buy Golden Tickets for the Dance! Click Here! Yes, you can buy a $10 entry at the door, but do you want to bother with that when you got the deal of the century?


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Never Scared v. Space Cadets	Majesty v. Balls to the Wall	Bacon Bits v. Bourgy Ballers
.
.	2	JCMs v Los Piratas Mechanicos	Kickbacks v. Dolls	Mathletes v. Booze
.
.	3	P. Diddy's White Party v. Anubis	Wrecking Crew v. Divine Sisterhood	Mau Maus v. Sugar Tits!
.
.	4	Ponyboys v. Wyld Stallyns	Crucial Taunt v. Fever	Zeus' Beard v. Salute Your Jorts
.
.	5	Brooklyn United v. Ants Inda Pants		Lightning Turtles v. People's Court
.
.	6	New Frontiersmen v. Regression
.
.	7
.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:15

2009-08-27T10:45:00.006-04:00


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Lightning Turtles v. Majesty	Brooklyn United v. Bits	Diddy v. Hot for Teacher
.
.	2	Regression v Balls to the Wall	Kickbacks v. Sugar Tits	Crucial Taunt v. Never Scared
.
.	3	Hot for Teacher v. Bits	People's Court v. Majesty	Sisterhood v Diddy
.
.	4	Brooklyn United v. Ponyboys	Balls to the Wall v. Mau Maus	Lightning Turtles v. Sugar Tits
.
.	5	JCMs v. Crucial Taunt	Bourgy Ballers v. Regression	Kickbacks v. Anubis
.
.	6	Never Scared v. JCMs	Sisterhood v. Booze	Mau Maus v. Wyld Stallyns
.
.	7	Anubis v. People's Court	Ponyboys v. Booze	Wyld Stallyns v. Bourgy Ballers
.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:15

2009-08-20T03:21:00.004-04:00

Party, party, party all summer through, leading to the big gala event, our 6th Annual Dance. Fernando Martinez and I have been planning and haggling to give you the best night of your summer, at least. We always strive for you to never forget it, and have the kinda night you tell your grandkids about.

We are on the verge of revealing all the juicy details. Trust me, it's going to be absolutely orgiastic. The talent will be awesome, and set the proper, rocking mood for everyone. Meet me at Savalas Friday Night, and we'll sit down, drink, and I'll tease ya a little. We can iron out our dance moves to the very slick mixes by Never Scared's Chris and Scott.

At 10 O'Clock, we're slamming down free PBRs, while they last, and I have a feeling you'll be seeing that brand at the dance.

Give it up to Never Scared, they brought a nice element to our l'il league. Groove with them Friday Night, and then chill with them on Sundays. They are dope folk. Most especially, it's the birthday of one of our cutest, Rachel Josar. This cupee doll loves to get down, buy her a drink.


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.					Booze on First	Bourgy Ballers
.	1 (5pm!)	Crucial Taunt v. Dream Team	Majesty v. Never Scared	Wrecking Crew v. Bacon Bits	Bourgy Ballers	Brooklyn United	Anubis
.					Crucial Taunt	Dolls Kicking Balls	Bacon Bits
.	2	Fever v. Sugar Tits	Regression v. Majesty	Kickbacks v. Booze	Divine Sisterhood	Dream Team	Booze on First
.					Fever +1	Fever +1	Crucial Taunt
.	3	Balls to the Wall v. Fever	Dream Team v. Wrecking Crew	Bacon Bits v. People's Court	Government Kickbacks	Lightning Turtles	Divine Sisterhood
.					Hot for Teacher	Mathletes	Dolls Kicking Balls
.	4	Never Scared v. New Frontiersmen	Divine Sisterhood v. Crucial Taunt	Salute Your Jorts v. Wyld Stallyns	Majesty	Mellancamps	Dream Team
.					New Frontiersmen	People's Court	Fever +1
.	5	Booze v. Anubis	Space Cadets v. Dolls	Regression v Kickbacks	Diddy's White Party ft. Fat Kid Hu$tle	Pirates+1	Government Kickbacks
.					People's Court	Ponyboys +1	Majesty
.	6	Sugar Tits v. Mau Maus	Dolls v. Wyld Stallyns	People's Court v. Balls to the Wall	Pirates+1	Regression Aggression	Mau Maus
.					Regression Aggression	Salute Your Jorts +1	Never Scared
.	7	Salute Your Jorts v. Mau Maus	New Frontiersmen v. Anubis	Divine Sisterhood v. Space Cadets	Salute Your Jorts +1	Storm of Lazerz+1	New Frontiersmen
.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:15					Space Cadets	Sugar Tits	People's Court

See ya Friday and Sunday!

2009-08-13T09:44:00.007-04:00

The Good People from the Bushwick Film Festival are having a fun fundraiser this Friday. Many familiar people maintain this fine tradition, including Kweighbaye Kotee, Jason Harklerode, and Renata Cahova. They'll all cool ballers, and I guarantee a debaucherous, yet cultured evening.

Here is the band lineup:

jupiter one ♥ the naked heroes ♥ russian vogue

nobody can dance ♥ abby rock


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.					Booze on First	Bourgy Ballers
.	1 (5pm!)	Lightning Turtles v. Regression	Storm of Lazerz v. Wyld Stallyns	Wrecking Crew v. Diddy	Bourgy Ballers	Brooklyn United
.					Crucial Taunt	Dolls Kicking Balls
.	2	Mathletes v Zeus	Dream Team v. Brooklyn United	Fever v. Ponyboys	Divine Sisterhood	Dream Team
.					Fever +1	Fever +1
.	3	Wyld Stallyns v Mathletes	Sugar Tits v. Regression	Lightning Turtles v. Diddy	Government Kickbacks	Lightning Turtles
.					Hot for Teacher	Mathletes
.	4	People's Court v. Wrecking Crew	Bourgy Ballers v. Brooklyn United	Dream Team v. Fever	Majesty	Mellancamps
.					New Frontiersmen	People's Court
.	5	Zeus v. Anubis	Dolls v. Storm of Lazerz	JCMs v Ponyboys	Diddy's White Party ft. Fat Kid Hu$tle	Pirates+1
.					People's Court	Ponyboys +1
.	6	Salute Jorts v. Bourgy Ballers	Pirates v. Dolls	New Frontiersmen v. Sugar Tits	Pirates+1	Regression Aggression
.					Regression Aggression	Salute Your Jorts +1
.	7	People's Court v. Salute Jorts	Pirates v. Anubis	New Frontiersmen v. JCMs	Salute Your Jorts +1	Storm of Lazerz+1
.					Space Cadets	Sugar Tits
.	8	anything you want					Wrecking Crew	Wrecking Crew
.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:15					Wyld Stallyns	Wyld Stallyns

2009-08-05T12:19:00.000-04:00


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.		Captains, Please Flip the Coin Prior to Your Preceding Game's Ending				Bacon Bits
.					Booze on First
.	1 (5pm!)	Fever v. Sisterhood	Crucial Taunt v. Regression	Bourgy Ballers v. Majesty	Bourgy Ballers
.					Crucial Taunt
.	2	Bacon Bits v. Divine Sisterhood	Wrecking Crew v. Zeus' Beard	Space Cadets v. Never Scared	Divine Sisterhood
.					Fever +1
.	3	Diddy v. Kickbacks	Crucial Taunt v. Wyld Stallyns	Hot for Teacher v. Majesty	Government Kickbacks
.					Hot for Teacher
.	4	Regression v. Kickbacks	Bacon Bits v. Never Scared	Bourgy Ballers v. Fever	Majesty
.					Mau Maus
.		Take The Field Immediately After Your Preceding Game Ends. Please Don't Dally.				Never Scared
.					New Frontiersmen
.	5	Pirates v. Salute	Booze v. Wrecking Crew	Diddy v Space Cadets	Diddy's White Party ft. Fat Kid Hu$tle
.					People's Court
.	6	New Fronts v. Hot for Teacher	People's Court v. Wyld Stallyns	Mau Maus v. Zeus	Pirates+1
.					Regression Aggression
.	7	Salute Your Jorts v. New Fronts	People's Court v. Booze	Pirates v. Mau Maus	Salute Your Jorts +1
.					Space Cadets
.	8	anything you want				Wrecking Crew


.	The Lights Now Expire at 11:15		Wyld Stallyns
.		Zeus' Beard

2009-07-29T01:38:00.001-04:00


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.		Captains, Please Flip the Coin Prior to Your Preceding Game's Ending
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Dream Team v. Balls to the Wall	Sugar Tits v. Wyld Stallyns	Crucial Taunt v. Zeus' Beard
.
.	2	Space Cadets v. Hot for Teacher	Fever v. Lightning Turtles	Bacon Bits v. Divine Sisterhood
.
.	3	Booze v. Zeus	Mathletes v. Balls to the Wall	Never Scared v. Brooklyn United
.
.	4	Dolls v. Sisterhood	Dream Team v. Hot for Teacher	New Fronts v. Sugar Tits
.
.		Take The Field Immediately After Your Preceding Game Ends. Please Don't Dally.
.
.	5	Bacon Bits v. Dolls	Crucial Taunt v. Space Cadets	Anubis v. Wyld Stallyns
.
.	6	JCMs v. Lightning Turtles	Pirates v. Fever	Mathetes v. Never Scared
.
.	7	New Frontiersmen v. JCMs	Pirates v. Brooklyn United	Booze v. Anubis
.
.	8	Anything you want mang.


.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:15

2009-07-24T07:52:00.009-04:00

Saturday Night:


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.		Captains, Please Flip the Coin Prior to Your Preceding Game's Ending
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Mau Maus v. New Frontiersmen	Bacon Bits v. Hot for Teacher	Sugar Tits v. Crucial Taunt
.
.	2	Space Cadets v. Bourgy Ballers	Diddy v. Fever	Majesty v. Ponyboys
.
.	3	Booze v. Dream Team	Salute v. Brooklyn United	Kickbacks v. New Frontiersmen
.
.	4	Dolls v. People's Court	Regression v. Anubis	Balls to the Wall v. Hot for Teacher
.
.		Take The Field Immediately After Your Preceding Game Ends. Please Don't Dally.
.
.	5	Bacon Bits v. Majesty	Crucial Taunt v. Mau Maus	Sugar Tits v. Diddy
.
.	6	People's Court v. JCMs	Ponyboys v. Bourgy Ballers	Space Cadets v. Fever
.
.	7	Kickbacks v. Salute	Balls to the Wall v. Dream Team	Booze v. Brooklyn United
.
.	8	Dolls v. Regression	JCMs v. Anubis


.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:15

2009-07-16T10:55:00.008-04:00

Friday Night has 2 events, one artistic, the other drunken:

THE BROOKLYN FILMMAKERS COLLECTIVE Presents....THE END!

Friday, July 17th
Music Hall of Williamsburg
66 North 6th St. Bedford L stop.
Films at 9pm. Midnight Masses perform at 11pm


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.		Captains, Please Flip the Coin Prior to Your Preceding Game's Ending
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Never Scared v. Sugar Tits!	Hot for Teacher v. Zeus	Lightning Turtles v. Crucial Taunt
.
.	2	Regression Aggression v. Fever	Wyld Stallyns v. Wrecking Crew	Diddy v. Bourgy Ballers
.
.	3	Dream Team v. Crucial Taunt	Wrecking Crew v. Hot for Teacher	Kickbacks v. Sisterhood
.
.	4	Mathletes v. Space Cadets	Ponyboys v. Storm of Lazerz	Never Scared v. Pirates
.
.		Take The Field Immediately After Your Preceding Game Ends. Please Don't Dally.
.
.	5	Majesty v. Anubis	Sugartits! v. Zeus	Bacon Bits v. Lightning Turtles
.
.	6	Bourgy v. Wyld Stallyns	Diddy v. Regression	Bacon Bits v. Fever
.
.	7	Sisterhood v. Space Cadets	Kickbacks v. Dream Team	Mathletes v. JCMs
.
.	8	Pirates v. Ponyboys	Storm of Lazerz v. Majesty	JCMs v. Anubis


.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:08

2009-07-09T13:05:00.004-04:00

Saturday's Schedule:


.	GAME	Main	Red Monster	Outhouse
.	We are NOT going by the hour! One game starts as soon as the other game ends!
.
.	1 (1pm)!	DCB v. Short Bus	Motorboats vs. BYOBGYN
.
.	2	Atlanta vs. Motorboats	Hoboken v. DCB	Providence 2 vs. Toronto 2
.
.	3	Short Bus v. Hoboken	BYOBGYN vs. Toronto 2	Providence 1 v. Toronto 1
.
.	4	Motorboats vs. Providence 2	DCB v. Providence 1
.
.	5	Toronto 2 vs. Atlanta	Short Bus vs. Toronto 1
.
.	6	Hoboken vs. Providence 1	BYOBGYN vs. Atlanta
.
.	7	Providence 2 vs. BYOBGYN	Toronto 1 v. Hoboken	Toronto 2 vs. Motorboats
.
.	8	Toronto 1 v. DCB	Atlanta vs. Providence 2	Providence 1 v. Short Bus
.
.	9	Gooden #1 vs. Carew #2	Gooden #2 vs. Carew #1


.
.	10	FINALS
.
.		DWIGHT GOODEN DIVISION	GAMES
.
.		Dreamy Cougar Bacon (DCB)	1, 2, 4, 8
.		Short Bus	1, 3, 5, 8
.		Hoboken	2, 3, 6, 7
.		Providence 1	3, 4, 6, 8
.		Toronto 1	3, 5, 7, 8
.
.		ROD CAREW DIVISION
.
.		Motorboats	1, 2, 4, 7
.		BYOBGYN	1, 3, 6, 7
.		Atlanta	2, 5, 6, 8
.		Providence 2	2, 4, 7, 8
.		Toronto 2	2, 3, 5, 7

Sunday's Schedule:


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.		Captains, Please Flip the Coin Prior to Your Preceding Game's Ending
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Mau Maus v. Wrecking Crew	Storm of Lazerz v. Bourgy Ballers	Salute Your Jorts v. Zeus' Beard
.
.	2	Bacon Bits v. Diddy	Lightning Turtles v. Mathletes	Anubis v. Brooklyn United
.
.	3	Wyld Stallyns v. Fever	Dolls v. Crucial Taunt	Booze v. Balls to the Wall
.
.	4	People's Court v. Bourgy Ballers	Wrecking Crew v. JCMs	Regression v. Salute Your Jorts
.
.		Take The Field Immediately After Your Preceding Game Ends. Please Don't Dally.
.
.	5	Zeus v. Dolls Kicking Balls	Fever v. Lazerz	Mau Maus v. Divine Sisterhood
.
.	6	Lightning Turtles v. Anubis	Diddy v. Booze	Bacon Bits v. Mathletes
.
.	7	Pirates v. Crucial Taunt	Wyld Stallyns v. Balls to the Wall	People's Court v. Brooklyn United
.
.	8	Mellencamps v. Pirates	Regression v. Divine Sisterhood


.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:08

2009-07-03T11:15:00.001-04:00


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.		Captains, Please Flip the Coin Prior to Your Preceding Game's Ending
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Kickbacks v. Space Cadets	Never Scared v. Ponyboys	Lightning Turtles v. Balls to the Wall
.
.	2	Fever v. Majesty	Dolls Kicking Balls v. Anubis	Brooklyn United v. Mathletes
.
.	3	New Frontiersmen v. Crucial Taunt	Hot for Teacher v. Pirates	Dream Team v People's Court
.
.	4	Never Scared v. Lightning Turtles	Salute Your Jorts v. Space Cadets	Anubis v. Balls to the Wall
.
.		Take The Field Immediately After Your Preceding Game Ends. Please Don't Dally.
.
.	5	Mathletes v. Fever	Ponyboys v. People's Court	Kickbacks v. Majesty
.
.	6	Brooklyn United v. Crucial Taunt	Hot for Teacher v. People's Court	Dolls v. Pirates
.
.	7	Never Scared v. Crucial Taunt	Salute Your Jorts v. Balls to the Wall	Dream Team v. New Frontiersmen
.
.	8


.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:00

2009-06-24T17:02:00.002-04:00


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Brooklyn United v. Majesty	Hot for Teacher v. Dolls Kicking Balls	Mau Maus v. Bourgy Ballerz
.
.		Captains, Please Flip the Coin Prior to Your Preceding Game's Ending
.
.	2	Lightning Turtles v. Sugar Tits	New Frontiersmen v. Wrecking Crew	Kickball Fever v. Booze on First
.
.	3	JCMs v. Dream Team	Divine Sisterhood v. Zeus' Beard	Ponyboys v. Diddy
.
.	4	Wyld Stallyns v. Regression	Kickbacks v. Hot for Teacher	Brooklyn United v. Mau Maus
.
.		Take The Field Immediately After Your Preceding Game Ends. Please Don't Dally.
.
.	5	Wrecking Crew v. Turtles	Dolls v. Bourgy	Sugar Tits v. Majesty
.
.	6	Fever v. JCMs	Diddy v. New Frontiersmen	Booze v. Pirates
.
.	7	Dream Team v. Ponyboys	Divine Sisterhood v. Wyld Stallyns	Kickbacks v. Zeus
.


.	8	Pirates v. Regression
.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:15!

2009-06-17T01:12:00.001-04:00


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard (aka Outhouse)
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Zeus' Beard v. Ponyboys	Storm of Lazerz v. Salute Your Jorts	Brooklyn United v. Space Cadets
.
.		Captains, Please Flip the Coin Prior to Your Preceding Game's Ending
.
.	2	Balls to the Wall v. Hot for Teacher	Never Scared v. Mau Maus	Lightning Turtles v. Majesty
.
.	3	People's Court v. Dream Team	Mathletes v. Storm of Lazerz	Bourgy Ballers v. Anubis
.
.		Take The Field Immediately After Your Preceding Game Ends. Please Don't Dally.
.
.	4	Booze on First v. Government Kickbacks	Diddy's White Party v. JCMs	Brooklyn United v. Ponyboys
.
.	5	Balls to the Wall v. Space Cadets	Zeus' Beard v. Never Scared	Salute v. Pirates
.
.	6	Mau Maus v. Majesty	Dream Team v. Diddy	Hot for Teacher v. Turtles
.
.	7	People's Court v. Mathletes	Kickbacks v. Bourgy Ballers	Anubis v. Booze
.


.	8	<---Pirates v. JCMs--->
.		The Lights Now Expire at 11:15!

2009-06-10T12:34:00.003-04:00

I wanted to borrow Booze on First's very awesome logo to remind everyone that Styrofoam cups and cans in bags are not allowed on the field. Please bring a reusable water bottle from home.

Hey Guys, wanna have a great 4th Annual Tournament? Please offer your abode for our guests the weekend of July 11th:

Subscribe to 2009 Tourney Hosts and Guests

Email:

Visit this group

And here is our schedule:


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Majesty v. Regression Aggression	Booze on First v. Space Cadets	Bacon Bits v. Wyld Stallyns
.
.	2	Crucial Taunt v. Dolls Kicking Balls	John Cougar Mellencamps v. Wrecking Crew	Salute v. Kickball Fever
.
.	3	Brooklyn United v. Storm of Lazerz	Mathletes v. Mau Maus	Hot for Teacher v. Anubis
.
.	4	Dream Team v. Never Scared	Sugar Tits! v. Divine Sisterhood	Balls to the Wall v. Regression
.
.	5	Majesty v. Space Cadets	Booze v. Storm	Bacon Bits v. Wrecking Crew
.
.	6	Kickball Fever v. Crucial Taunt	JCMs v. Wyld Stallyns	Dolls Kicking Balls v. Salute
.
.	7	Brooklyn United v. Hot for Teacher	Sugar Tits v. Anubis	Dream Team v. Mathletes
.
.	8	Balls to the Wall v. Divine Sisterhood	Never Scared v. Mau Maus

2009-06-02T23:53:00.004-04:00

Affordable Art by Subtexture, original baller Chris Smith.

Opening June 4th, 7pm
June 4 - July 2, 2009

TBD Bar
224 Franklin St.
Greenpoint, Brooklyn


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Mau Maus v. Wyld Stallyns	Crucial Taunt v. P Piddy's White Party	Regression Aggression v. Mathletes
.
.	2	Lightning Turtles v. Booze on First	Divine Sisterhood v. Brooklyn United	Wrecking Crew v. Ponyboys
.
.	3	Bacon Bits v. New Frontiersmen	Government Kickbacks v. Salute Your Jorts	Dream Team v.Sugar Tits!
.
.	4	Space Cadets v. People's Court	Majesty v. Zeus' Beard	Dolls v. Wyld Stallyns
.
.	5	P Diddy v. Mau Maus	Crucial Taunt v. Ponyboys	Regression Aggression v. Lightning Turtles
.
.	6	Wrecking Crew v. Divine Sisterhood	Brooklyn United v. Kickbacks	Mathletes v. Booze
.
.	7	Dream Team v. Salute Your Jorts	New Frontiersmen v. Majesty	Bacon Bits v. Sugar Tits
.
.	8	Dolls v. Space Cadets	People's Court v. Zeus' Beard

2009-05-27T16:39:00.004-04:00

Friday Night:

Saturday Night, featuring New Frontiersmen DJ Maltman, and JCM's Sexy Zach:

And, Sunday Night:


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Never Scared v. P. Diddy's White Party	Bacon Bits v. Dream Team	Zeus' Beard v. New Frontiersmen
.
.	2	Kickball Fever v.Sugar Tits!	Divine Sisterhood v. Salute Your Jorts	Crucial Taunt v. JCMs
.
.	3	Bourgy Ballers v. Regression Aggression	Government Kickbacks v. Wyld Stallyns	Mau Maus v. Lightning Turtles
.
.	4	Booze on First v. Hot for Teacher	Storm of Lazerz v. Balls to the Wall	Ponyboys v. New Frontiersmen
.
.	5	Bacon Bits v. Crucial Taunt	Kickball Fever v. P. Diddy's White Party	Dream Team v. Zeus' Beard
.
.	6	Sugar Tits v. Government Kickbacks	JCMs v. Divine Sisterhood	Never Scared v. Salute Your Jorts
.
.	7	Booze on First v. Bourgy Ballers	Storm of Lazerz v. Regression Aggression	Lightning Turtles v Wyld Stallyns
.
.	8	Mau Maus v. Hot for Teacher	Ponyboys v. Balls to the Wall

2009-05-20T00:35:00.003-04:00

We're Off Monday, So No Need for Sleep...


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Brooklyn United v. John Cougar Mellancamps	Storm of Lazerz v. Government Kickbacks	Balls to the Wall v. Wrecking Crew
.
.	2	Mathletes v. Space Cadets	New Frontiersmen v. Pirates	Never Scared v. Majesty
.
.	3	Sugar Tits v. People's Court	New Frontiersmen v. Brooklyn United	Wrecking Crew v. Majesty
.
.	4	Balls to the Wall v. Government Kickbacks	Mathletes v. Storm of Lazerz	Anubis v. Bourgy Ballers
.
.	5	Never Scared v. JCMs	Space Cadets v. Pirates	Sugar Tits v. Bourgy Ballers
.
.	6	Anubis v. People's Court	Storm of Lazerz v. Wrecking Crew	SugarTits v. Brooklyn United
.
.	7	JCMs v. Majesty	Mathletes v. Balls to the Wall	New Fronts v. Government Kickbacks
.
.	8	Anubis v. Pirates	Never Scared v. People's Court	Bourgy Ballers v. Space Cadets

2009-05-14T08:36:00.006-04:00

Last year, almost no one wanted the 2nd week off. This year, the second week was Mother's Day, so the byes filled. However, in our third week of 2009, too many teams wanted to play, so the Commish declares, "Mercy Rule Day!" This will be a great way for developing teams to learn and eventually ascend.

Here's how it's gonna work: the Favorites are listed left and in bold. Fear not Underdogs: you have the advantage today, for the Favorites must Mercy-Win, and they will get credit for doing so. If not:

If the Favorite does not win by 10, then the game is a Tie.

If the Favorite ties the Underdog, the Underdog gets a Normal Win.

If the Underdog beats the Favorite, the Underdog gets a Mercy Win.

If the Underdog Mercy-Rules the Favorite, the Underdog gets Five (5) Mercy Wins!


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard
.
.	1 (5pm!)	New Frontiersmen v. Wyld Stallyns	Zeus' Beard v. Balls to the Wall	Dream Team v. Bourgy Ballers
.
.	2	Never Scared v. Divine Sisterhood	Crucial Taunt v. Mathletes	Bacon Bits v. Regression Aggression
.
.	3	Majesty v. Storm of Lazerz	Sugar Tits v. Space Cadets	Brooklyn United v. Dolls Kicking Balls
.
.	4	Majesty v. Wyld Stallyns	P. Diddy's White Party v. People's Court	Kickball Fever v. Dolls Kicking Balls
.
.	5	Never Scared v. Bourgy Ballers	New Frontiersmen v. Divine Sisterhood	Bacon Bits v. Mau Maus
.
.	6	Zeus' Beard v. Hot for Teacher	Crucial Taunt v. Balls to the Wall	Wrecking Crew v. Pirates
.
.	7	Kickball Fever v. Space Cadets	Sugar Tits v. Mathletes	Dream Team v. Mau Maus
.
.	8	P. Diddy's White Party v. Regression	People's Court v .Pirates	Brooklyn United v. Storm of Lazerz
.
.	9	Wrecking Crew v. Hot for Teacher

2009-05-06T20:10:00.003-04:00


.	Game Slot	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard
.
.	1 (5pm!)	Diddy's White Party v. Salute Your Jorts	Wrecking Crew v. People's Court	Mathletes v. Bourgy Ballers
.
.	2	Lightning Turtles v. Zeus' Beard	Never Scared v. New Frontiersmen	Storm of Lazerz v. Mau Maus
.
.	3	Divine Sisterhood v. Ponyboys	Peavy's Balls v. Pirates	Hot for Teacher v. Dolls Kicking Balls
.
.	4	Government Kickbacks v. Mathletes	Salute Your Jorts v. John Cougar Mellencamps	Anubis v. Wrecking Crew
.
.	5	Storm of Lazerz v. Bourgy Ballers	Zeus' Beard v. Diddy's White Party	People's Court v. Lightning Turtles
.
.	6	Pirates v. Mau Maus	Anubis v. Never Scared	JCMs v. New Frontiersmen
.
.	7	Peavy's Balls v. Dolls Kicking Balls	Ponyboys v. Kickbacks	Divine Sisterhood v. Hot for Teacher
.
.	8	Anything You Want, Mang. The Lights go off at 11.30pm.

2009-04-29T07:11:00.006-04:00

Here's where we were, and here's where we are:


.	Time	Main	Red Monster	Starks' Yard
.
.	5pm	Kickball Fever v. Never Scared	Lightning Turtles v. Divine Sisterhood	Storm of Lazerz v. Space Cadets
.
.	6pm	Sugar Tits! v. Wrecking Crew	Brooklyn United v. Zeus' Beard	Diddy's White Party v. Majesty
.
.	7pm	People's Court v. Crucial Taunt	Regression Aggression v. Booze on First	Government Kickbacks v. Mau Maus
.
.	8pm	Anubis v. Dream Team	Mathletes v. Dolls Kicking Balls	Peavy's Balls v. Pablo Sandoval
.
.	9pm	Bacon Bits v. JCMs	Bourgy Ballers v. Hot for Teacher	Ponyboys v. Wyld Stallyns
.
.	10pm	Winner Main 8pm v. Winner Main 9pm	Pirates v. Winner Monster 9pm	Winner Starks 8pm v. Winner Starks 9pm

JCMs v. Mathletes

Mau Maus v. Brooklyn United

Wyld Stallyns v. Balls to the Wall

Sugar Tits v. Brooklyn United

Ponyboys v. Balls to the Wall

The Lights Now Expire at 11:15

2009-02-08T22:33:00.003-05:00

While we live our lives near this beautiful park, and receive so much joy from it, we need to help secure its future. Patrolman Gilroy Field, the site of our kickball games, is almost McCarren's forgotten section. I don't need to tell you how much our field needs repair and dedication. Consider this Thursday night the first of many days Kickball will commit towards a green and beautiful Gilroy.