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Classy, charming, and well coiffed, Pokey knows how to win 'em over, and Chewy learns alot from him. Pokey's website.

J can take your band's piece of shit demo and make it platinum. He's like Prince on the guitar, and his band, The Negatones, will always rock your girlfriend out. The Negatones have an amazing new album out, here's where you can get a copy.

Jens is a very funny freelance writer and a boomin' bassist for the popular new band 'Julia Marvel'. Check out Jens' website.

Kevin makes up for his baldness with a really great personality. Check out Kevin's website.